Kelly Brook Lingerie Parties Just Days Ahead of Playboy Pictorial Release

Good news and a warning. First, as indicated by our be-lusted and super sexy Kelly Brook headed to a Playboy lingerie party, the time is almost upon us for the release of the Kelly Brook nude pictures in the September issue of Playboy magazine. Now, the warning. Try to imagine the grumpiest old man in your neighborhood growing up. The curmudgeon who yelled at you to get off his lawn and informed your folks about anything you did even remotely wrong. Well, that bitter neighbor is Playboy. Unlike our friends at so many other publications, Playboy does not believe that sharing equals caring. But, being Egotastic!, best believe we are formulating a Kelly Brook in Playboy plan in our whiskey-addled grey matter. Keep your fingers crossed.

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