Keeping Up With the Kardashians: The Kendall Jenner Problem

When last we saw the ever-growing Kendall Jenner, she was becoming quite the size problem for her short, starving, older half-sisters, Kim Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian. For her part, Kim committed herself to a daily workout regimen of one-hundred power squats and bulimia in order to compete with the naturally slender build of the gigantic Kendall. Meanwhile, the Smurf-like Kourtney Kardashian took a more diplomatic approach, inviting the skyscraping sibling out for a trip to the mall. Kourtney’s plans quickly backfired as Kendall lulled Kourtney into ease, just waiting for the moment to steal her fake-TV-show-baby and consume it whole, recovering with a rest in a normal-sized human chair that barely contained her lengthy, baby-eating frame.

With no other recourse to deal with the giant ravishing their household, Kim and Kourtney desperately call upon the only force big enough to deal with their out-of-control little half-sister: Khloe Kardashian. Using the pre-arranged siren signal, Kim and Kourtney released their Kraken sister, who rose from the sea in a black leather battle gear, hungry and ready to mindlessly destroy.

Khloe smash.

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