Jessica Szohr Deserves Piranha 3-D Love (Bonus Nipple Pokes and Sideboob)

Jessica Szohr was throwing off this Megan Fox vibe so strongly at the Piranha 3-D premiere that I kept ganking my neck looking for her fifteen-year long unemployed actor/rapper husband. Hanging out with Kelly Brook on production of this boob-filled fish tale has done wonders for Jessica, who I’ve admittedly been somewhat on the fence about. But really just because of the super hotness that surrounds her constantly. The precise reason I play pickup basketball at the Senior Center; it’s all about your skills against the competition. These sexy Jessica Szohr pictures signal her readiness to step up to the big leagues. Enjoy.

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Hey, have I mentioned how hot the set of Gossip Girl has become? Yep, I have. Shout out to Egotastic! reader ‘Tuq’ for these sextastic Jessica Szohr nipple pokes and sideboob pictures from the set last season. I think I need to sneak into that place soon.