Last night, I saw a shooting star. Well, it wasn’t so much a shooting star as it was my tranny neighbor, Lady Tangerine, firing Roman Candles across the creek, but I still wished upon it. What did I wish for? An end to nuclear arms proliferation? The re-freezing of the polar ice pack? Nope, something much bigger: Jessica Alba upskirt pictures flashing her amazing butt cheeks. Granted, it won’t be of much help to the homeless polar bears, but it was my star and my wish. And I am in major lust with each and every inch of Jessica Alba, the parts covered by her short skirts that much more. This planet won’t be saved by politics. But ridiculously hot celebrity butts? A decent chance for sure. Enjoy.