My stoner friend, Clay, told me that he once watched fourteen straight hours of Spanish language soap operas on Univision. Clay speaks not a lick of Spanish, and despite being completely sedentary, fourteen hours seemed rather noteworthy. I felt obliged to investigate. At which point I came upon the amazingly hot Grettell Valdez, the Mexican soap opera star suprema. Dang! Seen here in a sexy lingerie spread for Hombre magazine, the super sexy Grettell Valdez is the reason I now sit aside Clay watching hot chicks slapping each other in Spanish. Muy sexual.