Sophie Reade Topless Pictures (and Video) Are Downright Nuts

 

This telegram landed on my desk this morning:

Be a good lad and picture us a bit of that delicious Sophie Reade from Big Brother.
David Cameron, Prime Minister, UK

My response to 10 Downing Street:

Hellz yeah.
Egotastic!

Here you go, Governor. Ridiculously ridiculous Sophie Reade topless pictures and the photoshoot’s topless video hot off the presses from our beloved Nuts Magazine. Brilliant!.