Our friends at Maxim are teasing us with upcoming photos of tall, dark, and sexy Nicole Scherzinger bikini pictures featuring a splash of boobs, tummy, and ridiculously hot dancer legs. Honestly, I’ve never seen Dancing with the Stars. The only thing I can imagine worse than having to dance is having to watch others dance. But if the show was filled with a dozen pussycats as hot as Nicole Scherzinger, I’d pop the popcorn and applaud every slide, shimmy, and shake, you know, while secretly watching the ball game on my iPod. Aloha.