Miley Cyrus knows exactly what she’s doing. She’s selling her sexuality. She’s selling her sex and making a ton of dough from it; as are her parents, studios, TV networks, recording labels, the U.S. government (taxes, oh, sweet millions of tax dollars without a hint of concern), beloved consumer brands, music venues, magazines, and, a bazillion more places, all reaping a bit of sexy Miley Cyrus dollars (or Euros, or pesos, or, what have you, since the whole world is complicit). And, to this whole world I’d like to say, STFU.
Miley Cyrus is a young woman with the craptastic voice of a 70-year old chain smoker that rules the universe because she is hot. Girls want to be like her. Men want to be… you know, teaching her algebra since she’s missing so much school. So everybody just take a step back, take a breath, and, for those so inclined, enjoy these sexy Miley Cyrus pictures from the MuchMusic Video Awards.