Okay, so maybe Katy Perry left the pony back home, or wherever she keeps Russell Brand when she travels the world and shows off her pretty face and amazing boobs. Paris was the latest pit stop for Katy’s voluptuous titties forever smooshed into an altogether undersized holster. So stunning are Katy Perry boobs that half of France voluntarily surrendered to their majesty. Hard to blame them. Still, the girl we’ve dubbed Katy Cocktease needs to step it up with the skin if she wants to keep her crown. Bon appetit.