Okay, so Shakira is like an inch taller than official dwarf status, but this sexy munchkin makes my blood boil. I think I’ve narrowed it down to this — her amazing tummy. Did you think I was going to say her music? Meh. I don’t get the whole Gypsy music thing, but I get the gypsy shaking a sexy belly, perky boobs and a tight butt thing. If I was original gangsta, Shakira would be my shortie. Enjoy.