I don’t know how these incisors got into my mouth, but so long as they’re there, I’m going to use them to devour other beasts. Still, when I find out that my super sexy new ginger crush, Renee Olstead, is up for peta2.com’s Sexiest Celeb Veg Head of the Year Award, I put down my carving knife, pick up my keyboard, and vote for Renee because sexy justice must be served!
Just imagine being able to see Renee Olstead in one of those nude PETA campaign ads soon. I nearly just fainted with that thought. Vote and enjoy.