Outside of my fantasy/theory that all women are closet lesbians just dying to scissor kiss their chick roommates, I don't understand why women are drawn to buy things from magazines with hot, half-naked models looking like they're in scenes from bad indie films. I don't understand, and, I don't care. Because, speaking as a non-woman person, Miranda Kerr topless could sell me sand in the desert. I see those model breasts in this i-D Magazine spread and suddenly I can remember my exact credit card number plus three digit security code. I just want to buy stuff.
|Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz|
|I Never Thought I'd Love Sports Bras This Much – The Chive|
|Kesha Rolls Out With Her Booty Out – The Superficial|
|Olivia Munn Sizzles In Esquire – Popoholic|
|Miley Cyrus and Rihanna Making Out? – TMZ|
|Angelina Jolie's Nude Photo Auctioned Off – Huffington Post|