Doutzen Kroes could wear a 19th century frock and be incredibly sexy. Of course, I’d whimper and beg her to remove the covering gown and slip into something more becoming of a Victoria’s Secret model, like bikinis, or lingerie, or, even better, nothing at all. Vogue Russia must agree with me as they posed Doutzen Kroes in some body-flattering swimsuits for the benefit of vacationing Slavic ladies and, of course, the Egotastic! supermodel-loving family. Enjoy.