Audrina Patridge Bikini Pictures is Mega Sexeh

Oh my. Audrina Patridge is so dumb, and yet, so hot. Her head is so empty, and yet her boobs are so full (of silicone). She is the definition of vapid, and yet, I don’t fucking care, because these Audrina Patridge bikini pictures from FHM magazine are so damn hot. Seriously, it must be rough work being a pretty girl with big boobs. I mean, people giving you money for doing absolutely nothing, except not wearing clothes. That’s a tough life.