Katy Perry and the MTV VMA Hotties

The MTV Video Music Awards were last night, and to be perfectly honest, I didn’t even know. But aside from a few notable moments involving one incredible douchebag, I’m sure I didn’t miss much. Katy Perry brought her tits along. Just thought I’d mention that. Good luck trying to touch them, though. Those things look sharp.

Katy Perry

Keri Hilson

Kristin Cavallari

Rose Byrne

Taylor Swift

Whitney Port

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