We try to keep things sexy here on Egotastic!, but sometimes you have to point out what’s not sexy for comparison’s sake. Not sexy: These Melanie Brown bikini pictures. In fact, I think they are the definition of scary, and Scary Spice is definitely living up to her name. I think there’s a moment at which you can be a little too “in shape”, because aside from those bolt-on boobs, Mel B has the shape of a man.
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