These Melanie Brown Bikini Pictures are Fucking Scary

We try to keep things sexy here on Egotastic!, but sometimes you have to point out what’s not sexy for comparison’s sake. Not sexy: These Melanie Brown bikini pictures. In fact, I think they are the definition of scary, and Scary Spice is definitely living up to her name. I think there’s a moment at which you can be a little too “in shape”, because aside from those bolt-on boobs, Mel B has the shape of a man.

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