Mad Men star, Christina Hendricks, is a really great actress, and a really nice girl, too, and I want to be polite and respectful, but OH MY GOD will you look at that cleavage! It’s like staring into the light of creation. It’s so glorious and beautiful I’m scared my face will melt off my skull like that dude in Raiders of the Lost Arc. And as if that wasn’t enough, she’s also really pretty and a redhead. Yup, I knew it… My face is melting off.