81st Annual Academy Awards Mega Picture Post

So, the Academy Awards show sucked donkey balls, but you knew that would be the case, right? I’m just glad that for once I didn’t stay home alone to watch the damn thing. That would have been really depressing. And while the show was complete clusterfuck, as one friend put it, there were a couple highlights. Ben Stiller doing a bang-on Joaquin Phoenix impression was hilarious, and Steve Martin and Tina Fey were genius. But that really about it. The winners were damned predictable, with Slumdog basically stealing every award. At least Heath Ledger was given his due.

But you don’t really care about any of that. You want to see the pictures, and here they are. I’ve got to say, though, this year’s Oscar fashions leave a lot to be desired. Top pics include Natalie Portman, Anne Hathaway, Penelope Cruz, and Angelina Jolie. In the “OMG, WTF is she wearing” column, you’ll find Jessica Biel, Miley Cyrus, and Amanda Seyfried, otherwise gorgeous girls who really need new stylists. Honorable mention goes to Sarah Jessica Parker‘s cleavage for being a great distraction from her face.

Here’s a taste of the over 150 pictures you’ll find after the jump.


Alicia Keys

Amanda Seyfried

Amy Adams

Angelina Jolie

Anne Hathaway

Beyonce

Diane Lane

Evan Rachel Wood

Freida Pinto

Heidi Klum

Heidi Klum

Jessica Biel

Leslie Mann

Lisa Rinna

Maria Menounos

Marion Cotillard

Marisa Tomei

Melissa George

Miley Cyrus

Natalie Portman

Penelope Cruz

Robin Wright Penn

Sarah Jessica Parker

Taraji P Henson

Viola Davis

Virginia Madsen

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