I don’t know why people care about the Miss America pageant so much. I mean, it’s not like these girls are interesting. Sure some of them can sing, or dance, and they might look okay in an evening dress, but it’s not like they’re all that. Take a look at this year’s winner, Katie Stam, for instance. Is she ridiculously pretty? Sure. Does she have an incredible body? I guess. But is she really that great?