AnnaLynne McCord is “Sexy” in GQ

Now, by all established parameters on this site, I should be loving these AnnaLynne McCord pictures from the February issue of GQ, but for whatever reason, I really don’t. Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but that’s mainly because I think the only thing she does eat are crackers, and I wouldn’t want her eat nothing at all. Of course, if she made too many crumbs, we’d have to have a talk about that. Anyway, the point is, there’s something fundamentally wrong with AnnaLynne McCord. Maybe it’s that she looks like some kind of weird human/cat hybrid thing, or maybe it’s that she’s so fucking annoying in her incessant bid for attention. Either way, these pics aren’t doing it for me, but maybe you’ll like ‘em.