So I sat down to watch the Golden Globes and I managed to get a about an hour into the show before I fell asleep on my couch, and that’s only because I was eating dinner before that. Fuck if one award show isn’t the exact same thing as every other one. And as much as I hate the singing and dancing at other award shows, I now realize why they add that shit. Anyway, I woke up to catch Mickey Rourke’s grotesque face and greasy hair win best actor, which was great, because it meant there was only 5 minutes left in the show.
Of course, you don’t care about my night of unconsciousness in front of the TV. You just want to see all the ladies in their fancy dresses. Well, here they are. Standouts include the mega-busty Salma Hayek, Angelina Jolie looking clean and pretty, Megan Fox trying to lo like Angelina Jolie, Blake Lively overflowing, Elizabeth Banks looking stunning, Eva Longoria sexy in red, the always cute Jenna Fischer showing rare cleave, and my favourite trio of Redheads, Amy Adams, Isla Fisher, and Christina Hendricks. Oh, and Hayden Panettiere looked like she stuffed herself into a sausage casing. You’ll find over 200 pictures after the jump.
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