Emma Watson Nude? No Problem!

For all you borderline pedophiles out there who have been waiting for the moment you finally get to see Emma Watson naked, here’s a bit of hope for you to cling to: An Emma Watson nude scene isn’t out of the question, the Harry Potter star told The Sunday Times.

Asked if she would strip for a role, she replied: “Yes. For Bernardo Bertolucci. It… depends. I’m not getting my kit off any time soon, but it is part of my job.”

Okay, now someone please go find Bernardo Betrolucci so I can give him this script I just wrote. It’s called Let’s Get Emma Watson Naked and it’s the touching, heartfelt story of a young woman’s journey through some kind of thing where stuff happens and she has to get naked. A lot. It’s totally Oscar gold.

Until my script gets picked, I supposed we’ll just have to make do with these Emma Watson upskirt pictures, featuring see-through panties.

Here’s Emma Watson, sadly not naked, in that issue of The Sunday Times. Sexy heels.