So you see these Jennifer Ellison topless bikini pictures? Well, they’re fake. Okay, not fake, really. That is Jennifer Ellison, and she is topless, but these pictures have been totally staged to make it seem as though se was caught in some scandalous behaviour, without actually showing anything. I mean, if she was actually running around topless in the sun with only her boyfriend around, while basically having sex with him, as some of these pictures imply, wouldn’t we at least see a little bit of nipple?
Now don’t get me wrong. I don’t really care that these photos were staged. After all, every magazine photoshoot is by definition staged, and Jennifer is showing off more here than she ever has before. It’s just a little insulting to believe that they don’t think we can tell the difference.
At the end of the day, though, it’s boobs in a bikini, and not in a bikini, so it all works out.