Natalie Portman Loves Sex

So here’s a good one: Natalie Portman was up for the role of a nun in a new movie, but just one thing was keeping her from getting the part. Natalie doesn’t understand celibacy. That’s right, apparently, Natalie Portman loves sex, and just can’t understand not having any, reports Page Six.

At the junket for the film version of his “Doubt,” playwright John Patrick Shanley was asked how Amy Adams won the role of an emotionally conflicted nun. “I’m trying to think of what the etiquette is on this,” Shanley chuckled, blushing a bit. Urged on by a blogger for, he continued, “Well, we asked Natalie Portman, and Natalie was very interested but kept saying she had a problem. And we finally nailed down as to what the problem was. She basically said she didn’t understand celibacy.”

Yup, just when you thought she couldn’t get any better, you find out that underneath that prim and proper exterior, is a girl who just can’t live without sex. But really, who could? But really, it’s nice to know that Natalie Portman actually human.

And speaking of Natalie Portman and sex (which is what we should always be doing), here’s a lame excuse to repost pictures from Natalie Portman’s nude sex scene from Hotel Chevalier.