Melanie Brown’s Cleavage is a Wonder of Science

Melanie Brown’s cleavage continues to amaze. It’s through sheer engineering ingenuity that her breasts stay so high, yet don’t pop out of her dress (as much as we would want them to). I mean, that is the future at work right there, and proof that there are no limits to what you can achieve through the rigorous application of science. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have some rigorous applications of my own to carry out.

Lots more of Melanie Brown and her ridiculous cleavage after the jump.