I don’t watch The Hills because it will turn your brain to mush, but I just might have to start, because last night’s episode had Audrina Patridge topless skinny dipping! I know! Now that’s what I call quality television. Now all they need to do is install an underwater camera, although I don’t think I really need to see Justin Bobby’s tiny hard-on. I do however need to see Audrina Patridge naked again.