Oh. My. God. I have no idea what’s going on these Uma Thurman bikini pictures, but that’s just about the scariest thing I’ve ever seen. Someone call Sigourney Weaver, or the Ghostbusters, or something, because I don’t want to be around when whatever it is that’s inside Uma Thurman’s belly erupts in an evil gelatenous ooze to try and take over our planet. Or is she just pregnant? Either way, that shit’s nasty.