Megan Fox is Un-Engaged, Soon to be Single

According to Contact Music, Megan Fox has called off her engagement to to 9021-Douche, Brian Austin Green. However, the couple haven’t broken up completely. Megan, 22, says she still “cares” for Green, but is too young to get married.

Sources claim the pretty brunette, 22, sent business associates correspondence last week alerting them to the sad news.
An insider says, “Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realises she’s too young to marry him.”

Hmm… “cares about…” that doesn’t sound like love to me. Sounds like Megan knows she’s too hot for that has-been, and is starting to do something about it. You know who she’s not too hot for? A celebrity blogger who spends all his time in his tiny apartment making fun of people like her, and showing sexy pictures of them. Aw yeah.

Here’s Megan Fox looking sexy in the July issue of FHM. Just because.