Jessica Alba Officially a MILF

So the big news today is that Jessica Alba finally gave birth. She delivered a baby girl named Honor Marie Warren on June 7, reports People. That’s great, miracle of life and all that, but what I really want to know is when Jessica Alba is going to look like she does in these bikini pictures here? I have a sinking feeling the answer may be never.

On the flip side, can you imagine how lucky that kid is, getting to be that close to Jessica Alba’s breasts everyday? You know Cash Warren is getting anywhere near them for a long time.