Audrina Patridge is Busting out

Audrina Patridge may not be as completely fake as her Hills-mate Heidi Montag, but she’s pretty close. Still, implants aside, I just can’t get over how sexy she is. The fact that she’s wearing a cleavagey top and short shorts makes it that much harder (wink wink). Of course, now that Audrina has newer, larger breast implants, I think it’s about time we saw some new Audrina Patridge nude pictures. For scientific purposes, of course.

Also, where do I apply for the job of the guy who gets to feel up Audrina’s ass while she shops? Please let me know. More Audrina sexiness after the jump.

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