Scarlett Johansson is Engaged, Busty

So I know the news that Scarlett Johansson got engaged to Ryan Reynolds was yesterday’s big story, but when I heard the news, I locked myself in my room, and cried. Then I did a lot of shouting, pacing, more crying, screaming, I watched a bit of TV, cried some more, then finally managed to pull myself together long enough to write this post.

So, yeah, Scarlett Johansson is getting married. And even worse, it’s to Ryan Reynolds, someone I can’t really call a douchebag, because I actually think he’s kind of cool. It sucks. Thankfully, it’s Hollywood, and once her album comes out, tanks, and then she needs publicity for something else, they’ll probably break up to get more attention. At least that’s what I’m hoping will happen.

At least Scarlett showed up to the Metropolitan Museum of Art’s Costume Institute Gala with some great cleavage to make us feel a little better. Then I realised that cleavage would soon be married off, and I went back to crying.

You can even take a look-see at Scarlett’s engagement ring. She’s such a show off. More pictures of Scarlett and her awesome cleavage after the jump.

Photo credit: Splash News

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