Jessica Simpson Bikini Breast Inspection

These Jessica Simpson bikini pictures were taken down in Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, where she is vacationing, and apparently giving herself public breast exams. Jessica was caught taking a long look at her breasts while changing out of her bikini, only half covered by a bath robe.

Yes, we came that close to almost seeing Jessica Simpson topless, but thanks to a stupid orange towel, and bikini that just won’t malfunction like we want it to, all we really got is the blurry underside of Jessica Simpson’s breasts. And I for one will take it.