“Win” a “Date” with Scarlett Johansson

Hey all you Scarlett Johansson stalkers out there, here’s your chance to get up close and personal with the object of your obsession. If you’ve got some extra cash lying around, you might want to head over to EBay, and start bidding to be Scarlett Johansson’s date to the June 2009 premiere of her movie He’s Just Not That Into You.

Though, I wouldn’t really call it a date, and neither did Scarlett, even though Page Six did. Here’s what they wrote:

Listen up, boys. It’s time to stop splurging and start saving. You’ve got the opportunity of a lifetime, but it’s going to cost every cent you’ve got.

You’ve got the chance to have the date of a lifetime, a date with your dream girl, a date with Scarlett Johansson. Seriously. (We wouldn’t joke about this.)

What’s the catch, you ask? Well, it’ll cost you.

ScarJo is raising money for the charity OxFam with an auction on eBay that begins tomorrow, March 3, the Sunday Mirror reports. Oh, did we mention that the highest bid wins a date with the silver screen siren?

The winner will accompany Scarlett to the June 2009 red carpet premier of her upcoming film, He’s Just Not That Into You.

Who says money can’t buy happiness?

Of course, there is a problem with Page Six’s report. You won’t actually be Scarlett’s date. The auction is for two passes to the premiere, and while you get to meet Scarlett, there is absolutely no way that you will be spending the entire evening with her. Make sure to read the fine print on the auction page:

Q: How long will the meet and greet last?
A: There is no set amount of time but it is estimated to be a brief visit due to Scarlett’s schedule that evening.

Not exactly the most romantic date ever, is it? Then again, if Scarlett wears anything even close to this outfit she wore to the premiere of The Other Boleyn Girl, it would still be 100% totally worth it.

Lots more pictures after the jump.