Up Close and Personal with Katherine Heigl

You know, I’m thinking I might take up autograph hunting as a new hobbie. Sure, I’d probably have to leave my apartment, but if it meant getting to stare at Katherine Heigl’s cleavage up close and personal, it might be worth it.

Then again, they always say “take a picture, it’ll last longer,” and I’ve already got the pictures, so it’s probably a wash. Besides, I don’t think Katherine Heigl would take too kindly to hearming me yell “Hey Katherine, I’ve got something for you to sign right here!” What? I’m just referring to my autograph book.

And no, I’m not going to mention that Katherine Heigl’s cleavage is oddly saggy, because I’m a gentleman.

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