Jenna Jameson got all undressed as Bettie Page for PETA’s new “Pleather Yourself” campaign against leather. What I don’t understand is if PETA is against leather, why are they hiring miss leather-skin herself, Jenna Jameson as their spokesmodel? Or wait, does that actually mean that Jenna Jameson’s skin is as plastic as that bra, and her breasts under it? Probably. Jenna Jameson gives me no pleather at all.