Rihanna is So Hot She Will Melt Your Brains

So, I’m pretty excited for the Kanye West tour to come to town. Not because of Kanye West, though. Sure, he puts on a good show, but he’s also a douchebag. No, I’m much more excited to see Rihanna as the opening act, because if she wears that outfit, I can die a happy man.

Now, I’ve heard people say that Rihanna isn’t actually that good live, and that sher singing isn’t great, but who the hell cares when she’s wearing a leather and vinyl halter top and the kinkiest boots you’ve ever seen!?

No, I’m excited, I just hope my brains don’t melt. Not that I’m using it much.

More pictures after the jump.