So, I’m pretty excited for the Kanye West tour to come to town. Not because of Kanye West, though. Sure, he puts on a good show, but he’s also a douchebag. No, I’m much more excited to see Rihanna as the opening act, because if she wears that outfit, I can die a happy man.
Now, I’ve heard people say that Rihanna isn’t actually that good live, and that sher singing isn’t great, but who the hell cares when she’s wearing a leather and vinyl halter top and the kinkiest boots you’ve ever seen!?
No, I’m excited, I just hope my brains don’t melt. Not that I’m using it much.
More pictures after the jump.