Exactly one month ago, we saw a single, solitary picture of Mariah Carey topless on the beach. Well now we’ve got the rest of those Mariah Carey topless pictures, and I’ve got to admit, Mariah’s looking pretty hot.
What’s upsetting, however, is that in a world of nipple slips and upskirts, we’ve got Mariah Carey topless, but we still don’t see anything. How does she manage to keep herself covered while running topless on the beach, and Britney Spears can’t even get out of a car without flashing her grossness to the entire world? I mean she’s covering her breasts with her dog, for fuck’s sake.