Gisele Bundchen Naked in Mid-Town Manhattan!?

Will we soon see Supermodel Gisele Bundchen naked, running down Broadway in New York? Well, after the New England Patriots, including Gisele’s boyfriend, Quarterback Tom Brady, lost the Superbowl to the New York Giants, it might actually happen. Don’t believe me? Gisele herself stated “If the Pats lose, I’ll run naked though Mid-Town Manhattan.” Naturally, Gisele tried to take back her promise, but it was more about logistics, than a fear of running naked through Times Square, reports CBS Sports.

It was a mistake and I’m sorry I said it. I don’t know what I could have been thinking — Midtown Manhattan is a parking lot any time of day or night. It’d take 30 minutes just to make it from the Theater District to 34th Street. And what if I ran into the Naked Cowboy and had to pose for pictures with every out-of-town Tom, Dick and Harry? Tack on another 30 minutes, easily. How ’bout I simply flashed my breasts from a billboard in Times Square and call it a day … will that work?

So, could that be the reason the Patriots lost the Superbowl? After all, what good is a shiny trophy and an ugly ring, compared to physical perfection that is Gisele Bundchen in the nude? Even Patriots coach, Bill Belicheck was torn over thought that winning the Superbowl would mean not getting to see Gisele in the buff, saying “I’ve seen Gisele in a thong, and trust me, that butt’s tighter than a fine-tuned snare drum.”

Of course, the likelihood of seeing Gisele Bundchen naked, living up to her promise is pretty remote, so here are some Gisele Bundchen bikini pictures to make up for it. Lots more after the jump.

Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin

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