I’m not sure exactly what Brooke Hogan is trying to prove in these bikini pictures, but I think it’s either A) She can fly, 2) Her breasts are real, 3) She is not actually a man. Sadly, on all 3 counts, she fails.
First of all, valiant effort on the whole trying to fly thing, but gravity’s a bitch. It sucks. Second, could Brooke Hogan’s breasts be any more fake (he said in a Chandler Bing voice)? And third, lifting a guy up on your back and carrying him around the beach probably isn’t the best way to get people to think you are not a dude.
Anyway, I’m not exactly sure what’s going on in these Brooke Hogan bikini pictures, but whatever it is, it has me transfixed.
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