Scarlett Johansson Engaged to Ryan Reynolds?

So, people are saying that Scarlett Johansson and boyfriend Ryan Reynolds are now engaged. People like The New York Daily News. Which sucks, because Scarlett Johansson was supposed to marry me. On the bright side, Scarlett’s reps are denying the rumours, but on the other hand, that usually means it’s true.

Her rep is denying it, but a very good source tells me we can soon expect an engagement announcement from actors Ryan Reynolds and Scarlett Johansson.

Mazel tov, kids!

The couple have been an item for almost a year. Reynolds ended his engagement to fellow Canadian Alanis Morissette last February, and by April he was spotted on a date with Johansson at the Odeon in Tribeca, looking very much in love.

But you know what, I’m not really worried too much. Everyone knows that these Hollywood marriages don’t last, and Scarlett is still young, so there’s no rush. But she will be mine. Oh yes, she will be mine. But, um… Good luck to the happy couple, and all that…

Here’s a reminder of just how hot Scarlett Johansson is. More pictures after the jump.

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