Jessica Alba is Pregnant!? NOOOOooooooooo!

This one comes so out of the blue, that I can’t even start to wrap my head around it,. As disturbing, and confounding, as it is, according to, Jessica Alba is pregnant. And apparently, this isn’t some Internet rumour, or made up hoax, or baby-bump speculation, this is the real deal, and has been confirmed by Jessica’s publicist.

“I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer,” says rep Brad Cafarelli.

Alba, 26, has dated Warren, 28, since the fall of 2004 after they met on the set of The Fantastic Four, on which Warren was a director’s assistant.

The couple have been seen being affectionate together in Los Angeles in recent days, shopping for mattresses last Saturday and attending a Lakers game, where they were spotted kissing Sunday.

This is all very upsetting. I don’t care if Christina Aguilera, or Britney Spears, or whoever pops out baby after baby after baby, but not Jessica Alba! What’s going to happen to that perfect ass!? Ugh. At least her boobs will get bigger…

Oh, and congratulations to the couple, and all that bullshit.

Here are some Jessica Alba bikini pictures a) to make you feel better, and 2) because we probably won’t be getting any new ones for a while. More Jessica Alba bikini pictures after the jump.