I wonder if Paris Hilton has ever just sat back, and not tried to make herself the centre of attention. Not jumped up on stage, not ran out in front of all the photographers, not turned on the night-vision on the handycam. But of course she hasn’t, so it’s really no surprise that Paris Hilton was pole dancing at the Marquee night club in New York last night. In fact, I don’t think I’ve ever seen more appropriate pictures in my life.
Ugh. She’s rubbing herself all over that pole. She’s practically licking it. LICK IT!!! I really hope they wash the herpes off that pole before some unsuspecting, respectable stripper catches Paris Hilton’s cooties.
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