Leelee Sobieski’s Breasts Need Their Own Agent

I don’t get it. Why isn’t Leelee Sobieski more popular? Sure she hasn’t had a hit movie since 2001, but Lindsay Lohan hasn’t had a hit movie since 2004, so that can’t be it. Maybe Leelee needs a reality show, or a drug problem, or a few DUIs, or all of the above.

Or maybe she just needs a new agent, because it is absolutely unacceptable that we don’t see more of Leelee Sobieski these days. What’s also completely unacceptable is that Leelee Sobieski has yet to do a proper nude scene, and from the looks of it, gravity is starting to take hold…

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