Kate Beckinsale is a Sexy Terrorist

You know, I never thought that working in airport security was a desirable job, but then I never thought about getting the chance to frisk Kate Beckinsale and check for “contraband.” Well, actually, I have thought about frisking Kate Beckinsale, but now I’m just jealous that’s not me.

Of course, if I was airport security, it would be turn to the right, turn to the left, and again, one more time please, walk through again, bend over… Suffice it to say, Kate Beckinsale would probably miss her plane. And I would probably get fired. Or sued. But it would be worth it.

Something else I never thought about, and will try not to think about again, is how big Kate Beckinsale’s feet are. Kinda freaky.

Photo credit: Bauer-Griffin

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