Okay, this is starting to sound like a broken record, but reports are now saying that a Britney Spears sex tape is about to be released. According to In Touch Weekly, Britney hooked up with a random guy while in Hawaii in June, and that guy recorded the whole thing on video.
Things are bad now for Britney Spears, but could they get even worse? A guy who met Britney while she was on vacation in June has told In Touch that he made a video of them having sex — and the tape might become public. So far, the only thing, he claims, holding him back from releasing the video is that he was so disappointed by his own performance, he is embarrassed to let the rest of the world see it! The 28-year-old man, who was living on Hawaii’s Big Island at the time, says he left his camera rolling without Britney’s knowledge as they became intimate at a bungalow at the Four Seasons hotel on the Kona-Kohala Coast on June 7.
Yes, after losing custody of her kids to ex-husband, and eternal douchebaf, Kevin Federline, now Britney is going to have to deal with a potential sex tape. Or not deal with it, kinda like how she hasn’t dealt with any of the other problems in her life.
Still, a sex tape won’t be good for Britney’s career, or whatever career she has left. It might have been good a few years ago, but who the hell wants to see fat, druggy Britney getting it on with some random doofus? Oh, right. Everybody.
Whatever it is, though, it’s got to be better than the Eva Longoria sex tape.
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