Attack of the Robotic Victoria Beckham Nipples

Warning! Warning! Victoria Beckham’s robo-nipples are set to attack! You better watch it if you don’t want to get your eyes poked out.

I don’t know what those things are, but they certainly aren’t nipples. They’re most probably some kind of weapon, but they’re so oddly shaped, they could be anything. Maybe a stack of nickels, or Swedish Berries. They do seem kind of lumpy, don’t they?

You can check out more of Victoria Beckham’s scary nipples after the jump.

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