Black and White and Topless

Jennifer Garner looks sexy in Marie Claire. (PopSugar)

Jennifer Ellison in a one-piece. (Hollywood Tuna)

Check out Jessica Alba‘s cleavage. Yowsers! (Popoholic)

Is the Earth flat? The new host of The View doesn’t know. Yes, she really is that stupid. Watch the video. (CollegeHumor)

Is Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens‘ fake relationship dunzo? Yes, I’m still saying dunzo. (DListed)

Gross! Why is Amy Winehouse always bleeding? (Pink is the New Blog)

Is Joel Madden cheating on Nicole Richie with Hilary Duff? (PopBytes)

Nelly Furtado and Justin Timberlake don’t have good restaurant etiquette. (IDLYITW)

Oscar De La Hoya in fishnets? Um… Okay. (Just Jared)

Sarah Jessica Parker and Chris Noth get down to business on the set of the Sex and the City movie. (A Socialite’s Life)

Chloe Sevigny in rehab? Well, sorta. (CityRag)

Pink goes to lunch alone. (Hollywood Rag)