Jessica Simpson is Almost Too Skinny

Okay, I’m all for girls being fit and thin, but Jessica Simpson is getting way too skinny. Her face looks like it’s ready to fall right off, and her arms look like they’re ready to snap. Id her say her legs look good, but they are really too thin up top. There shouldn’t be gaps like that.

If she keeps up whatever it is she’s doing (which I suspect involves the opposite of eating), she’s going to waste away into nothingness, and take those beautiful breasts of hers with her. And no one wants that. Please Jessica, don’t try and compete with Ashlee. No one cares about her anyway. Go ahead, have a couple cheeseburgers. They’re good for you.

Of course, the Daisy Duke outfit can stay. That one’s a winner.

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