Paris Hilton Nipple Slip Surfing Accident

 

I’m pretty sure just about everyone in the world has seen Paris Hilton’s nipples, but in case you haven’t here’s a new Paris Hilton nipple slip to let you join the club.

Today’s nipple slip was a bit of an obvious one to see coming, though. I mean, putting Paris Hilton on a surf is guaranteed to have something go wrong. Sadly, the only thing that happened was her top fell off. She didn’t actually get swept away in big wave, or anything we would have actually liked to have happened.

Anyway, I guess nipples are fine. Even if they are Paris Hilton’s Herpes-infected, just got out of jail nipples. But seriously, Paris, try and go for that big wave next time.

Lots more pictures after the jump.

Photo credit: Pacific Coast News