Kim Kardashian is famous. I don’t know why. Other than being friends with Paris Hilton, and having a sex tape, there is absolutely no reason for anyone to care about her. Actually, being friends with Paris Hilton and having a sex tape are reason enough to NOT care about her.
So why am I posting these Kim Kardashian bikini pictures? Well, I’m not sure, exactly, but that gigantic ass is hard to ignore. It must have hypnotized me, and commanded me to write this post without my even knowing it. Sure, Kim is trying to hide her enormous with a variety of towels and sarongs, but nothing can stop her ass from eventually taking over the world.
It starts with being friends with Paris Hilton, then a sex tape, then the next thing you know, Kim Kardashian’s giant is ruler of the known galgaxy. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.
More Kim Kardashian bikini pictures after the jump.